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porkmagazine:

THE WORLD IS DROWNING IN SQUARES - UPTIGHT CONTROL-FREAK, PENCIL-NECKED GEEKS TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD AS BORING AS POSSIBLE. BUT THESE AREN’T JUST A BUNCH OF NEBBISH NERDS, THEY’RE BACKED UP BY MILITARIZED POLICE & A PRISON/INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX LOOKIN’ TO LOCK YOU UP FOR BEING OUT OF LINE. THIS IS A CALLING! THE PORK ARMY IS FOR ALL YOU GREASY ROCK & ROLLERS LOOKING FOR CHEAP THRILLS, EASY ACTION &MODERN KICKS! IT’S TIME TO FREAK OUT THE SQUARES! IT’S TIME TO COME TOGETHER! RIGHT NOW! JOIN UP NOW FOR JUST $13! MEMBERSHIP PACKAGE COMES WITH MEMBERSHIP CARD, BUTTONS, TIJUANA BIBLE, STICKERS & A POSTER! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

THE WORLD IS DROWNING IN SQUARES - UPTIGHT CONTROL-FREAK, PENCIL-NECKED GEEKS TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD AS BORING AS POSSIBLE. BUT THESE AREN’T JUST A BUNCH OF NEBBISH NERDS, THEY’RE BACKED UP BY MILITARIZED POLICE & A PRISON/INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX LOOKIN’ TO LOCK YOU UP FOR BEING OUT OF LINE. THIS IS A CALLING! THE PORK ARMY IS FOR ALL YOU GREASY ROCK & ROLLERS LOOKING FOR CHEAP THRILLS, EASY ACTION &MODERN KICKS! IT’S TIME TO FREAK OUT THE SQUARES! IT’S TIME TO COME TOGETHER! RIGHT NOW! JOIN UP NOW FOR JUST $13! MEMBERSHIP PACKAGE COMES WITH MEMBERSHIP CARD, BUTTONS, TIJUANA BIBLE, STICKERS & A POSTER! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!